Soliloguy

I made brochures about myself in Tech Class. I'm gonna print them out and keep a copy with me wherever I go. Because I am freaking amazing and I need to spread the word. I mean, soon I'll be uploading pictures of myself because I'm amazing. I mean, I am full of awesome. I have never met anybody as awesome as I am. Soon I'll be making a list of reasons why I'm awesome. Just so you can see why I am awesome. I think I might create my own bible. Just so people know how to treat me. I need to do that actually. Because a lot of people don't realize how awesome I am and so I need to give them a way to understand me. So I can either make another brochure, or I can make like a little mini bible. I could do that in power point. Just make a power point, print it out and I have a bible on how to treat me.

So you know those little 'Best Friends' necklaces and bracelets and stuff? I always choose to get the 'Best' one. Because I'm the best. I'm freaking awesome. I'm a winner. And I'm really nice and funny and smart and I have shiny hair and I wear cool clothes and I smell good and I'm perfect. I love me.

Other people should love themselves as much as I love myself. Because if they did, they would never commit suicide. I mean, who would ever want me to die!?!? Everybody loves me!! I'm so nice. I can't think of anybody who would not like me. Well, one person. But they're evil. I will not name them except for a little nickname. I'll call her RedShoes. Until next time, I take my awesomness and leave you for a few days.

Here's the first thing anybody needs to know about me. I am freaking awesome. Nobody knows how awesome I am because I really am just that awesome. Other people just think they're hot stuff. I know I'm hot stuff. I'm sexy, and cute and unpopular on purpose. Just because you don't agree with me doesn't mean I'm wrong. I have never been wrong in my life. I am always right. So deal with it.

My theme songs-

I'm Sexy, I'm Cute (From Bring It On)

Hot Stuff (Ashlee Simpson)

Because I'm Awesome (The Dollyrots)

Dancing With Myself (Glee Version)

Burnin For You (Shiny Toy Guns)

Music Is My Boyfriend (Skye Sweetnam)

Ice Cream (New Young Pony Club)

Decided To Break It (Marianas Trench)

Shake Tramp (Marianas Trench)

I am freaking awesome. And I am always right. Never doubt me.